Alright guys. We have a big weiner. Several, actually. Despite poor focus and lack of scale, the indomitable Chris Macha was first with a (mostly) correct answer. I am gobsmacked that BMW thought 2 washer nozzles wasn't enough, and that squirting them through hood grills wasn't challenging enough, so they loaded a third and popped a hole in a perfectly good hood to shoot it. Like that aim is going to stay on target. (Thanks to Marcos for the pics.)
As impressed as I always am by Chris' knowledge of E9 trivia, apparently his OCD extends to E3's as well. And I'm worried about a few more of you too. As our winner, Chris is the recipient of a coveted parking spot in the shade at The 2023 Vintage -- with one caveat. He has to arrive in one of his own cars, not some Chevy rental.
Thanks for some levity on a dreary day.
Don