I dunno... the car sounds like a nightmare. It's one of the funniest ads I've read in a while. Maybe the wheels are straight:
"It looks like it was in an accident at one time"
"it could be that the clutch is worn, I’m not sure, I never looked at it because it never got worse in the 4000 miles I drove it."
"I patched on the catalytic converter and one of the downpipes. There are still some exhaust leaks."
"I had to replace a window once and there still might be broken glass in the car."
"The cooling fan clutch probably should be replaced, right now I modified it to run constantly with the water pump pulley":shock:
"however it would blow fuses every few days that I used it. I Tried putting a larger fuse in there and it burnt part of the fuse box"
"someone else drove it with not enough coolant in it and it started dumping coolant down by the accelerator pedal. It didn’t have enough coolant because it was overheating from the cooling fan not working. I bypassed whatever it is that is damaged in the dash, and it’s still inside there."
"There is some water damage in the interior, but you wouldn’t know it unless you look at the carpet padding. The floor is just a little harder than it should be. I’ve never noticed a smell from that."
"There are some interior panels that were removed, when I was looking for whatever leaks, and I didn’t put them back on because I lost most of the screws."
"The back of the drivers seat keeps falling off."
"The steering wheel is a little shaky on the highway, especially at 137mph." [137 mph?? And the fan is locked to the waterpump...]
" Some of the tools are in an air vent below the passenger seat"
The brake lights do work properly." [guess he hasn't had a chance to mess around with that yet..]
It goes on and on. I can't stand any more.
