- When your e3/e9 ebay search contains more math than it does words, and it rounds out, to the character, the maximum content for a saved search.
- When you have spare canning jars full of the granulated rust that you took out of the car to remind you of how important it is not to be that previous owner.
- When you have a film canister of .028" thick paint that has been scraped off the decklid after eleventeen odd of the previous owners resprays.
- When you go to do some investigatory sanding in the area of a rust bubble and end up taking the whole car to bare metal.
- When replacing a little trunk floor rust turns into fabricating a whole new trunk floor and 16 gallon fuel cell mounting system.
- If after all these woes, you still can't bring yourself to get rid of the car, because of one of those Top Gear Alfa Romeo Swear Jar reasons like 'It has Soul.'
Jason