Any excuse...

[Paulaner]

Me: Hey, want burritos for lunch?
Wife: Please, that sounds good.
Me: Ok see you in an hour.

Mexican joint is only a couple miles away...

 

[CSteve]

Only an hour?

 

[Paulaner]

Only an hour?

Lol I have 2 kids under 3. An hour is generous

 

[CSteve]

Two children under 3. You have an understanding, generous wife. I remember those days. I am also a tennis player and after my children were born, Gavin and Leslie, I did not play tennis for quite a while.

 

[Sean Haas]

that's in part why I bought the Bavaria and added rear seatbelts - if I didn't include the kids in car outings I'd never drive it - my days of 100 mile bike rides remain in the pre-kid era